A solid 9 minutes of entertainment

Dicks for days! How good is your dick vision?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/matwhitehead/some-dicks?utm_term=.vgOOlw7Rx&ref=mobile_share

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A solid 9 minutes of entertainment

A whole whack of HR issues

Gets hired for dream job, fired immediately for beating clientele.

Also, I found this doing internet research: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:masturbate

A whole whack of HR issues